guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(via cumfort)

nutthing:

r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying

(Source: phineasomg, via cumfort)

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

(Source: friendzonked, via cumfort)

jakemalik:

I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

(Source: hi, via cumfort)