hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via trust)

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt, via crunchier)

durararamaticalmurder:

montparnah:

the worst part about going back to school is the sudden and constant presence of heterosexuals

(via gublersyellowumbrella)

firelorcl:

"how did you fit so much text in that snapchat"

image

(via religiousmother)

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via religiousmother)